1.) There's never anything to do on the weekends. I am sure no one will call me to do anything with them. And even if someone did call me it would probably be boring anyway. Even if I said yes I am sure the plans would get cancelled, people always cancel. You can never count on anyone these days. I guarantee it will be the same old weekend as usual.
2.) Oh... Oh... I am going to play with my friend Jeremiah. And guess what, he has every Skylanders figure ever! Guess what else, he has like fifty hundred movies. Oh.. oh... guess what else, we always get pizza. Oh wait oh wait I forgot to tell you something, this is important, he has a trampoline, and a plane we can fly.
3.) Arrggghh... me wantin to sail the seas lookin for me booty. Aye matey! While on land I gonna hornswaggle some landlubbers. Avast ye! gonna snatch me up a wench to fix me right up with some grog and doughboy.
4.)OK so like I was gonna go with my BFF DT, but then she had to go and run her mouth all about how I liked Joe and how I think his G/F is grimey, now he won't even talk to me. So we are DNF and I had to tell her dont get salty with me! Now she's acting all emo about it, whatever SML. BTW there is a party that is gonna be epic!
5.) My plans for the weekend.... Friday movie night with my family. Saturday if I am lucky sleeping in! Then it will be the usual Saturday morning chores, grocery shopping, running kids to friends, I am pretty sure there is an oil party I am supposed to attend that day?? Sunday will be breakfast with the family, church, couponing with my sister, more chores, homework, bathe the kids, read some books, then bedtime for the kiddos, and relax while catching up on my shows for the week. I am sure I will have to solve someone else's crisis along the way as well!
I am a mother!
I am relevant!
Wow, you make me feel old. I have no idea what half those acronyms mean. Good job at switching voices.
ReplyDeleteI laughed because your pirate voice was awesome.
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