1. Silent as a fart in church (In all honesty my fifteen year old came up with that one)
2. Clean as a two year olds pudding cup
3. Hungry as a fat girl on a diet (Courtesy of my husband)
4. Pretty as a prize pig
5. Fit as an ethiopian chicken
6. Easy as distracting someone with ADD
7. Cold as your wife after insulting her mother (Don't do it if you don't want to see number 10)
8. Smooth as the Kirby Salesman (My name is Latrisha and I am a Kirby Owner)
9. Blind as Ray Charles scoring a boxing match
10. Strong as a pissed off woman
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I really liked yours but is got distracted :)
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